002 | How to Prepare for Your Trip to a Legal Brothel
- Luna Robbie
- Jan 26
- 7 min read
What are the practical mental, physical, emotional and financial steps for the hours, days, weeks, or months leading up to a next-level experience of luxurious pleasure at Sheri’s Ranch, the premiere legal brothel in Nevada?
It’s a pick-your-pleasure adventure—and following these tips will lead you to maximum satisfaction. Set yourself up to have the best time ever!
1.
Decide to go.
Commit and CHILL.
Convincing is not sexy—for you, or us.
Go when it’s a f*ck yes.
Trust yourself; follow your heart, follow your part ;)
2.
Decide what you want.
Pick a focus.
GFE?
Kink or fetish?
A blowjob because you never get them?
Deep, real intimacy?
Partnership who can hold you in pain, grief, tender discovery, a new edge?
Someone to guide you through a growth edge or time of confusion?
Articulate specifics.
You will need to be able to verbally communicate—at least a little—with the courtesan you work with.
Write it down or use my checklist if you’re worried sharing this out loud might be tough.
For fetish, kink and BDSM negotiations, be extra-prepared:
What exactly are you looking to experience and feel? Be specific: emotionally, sensation-wise, connection-wise, fulfillment-wise.
Come prepared to describe your experiences thus far and define terms as you understand them.
What elements really get you going? Reflect on words, implements, specifics of dynamics etc.
What are the needs? Energetic? Physical? Sensual? Pain? Contexts? Curiosities?
Use my negotiation worksheet if needed.
NOTE: specialty scenes of higher risk (i.e. impact play) will require a waiver
Stay open.
You don’t need to have every detail planned—in fact, it’s better if you don’t.
3.
Budget and plan.
What kind of experience did your imagination dream up? Budget for it.
Three-, four-, and five-figure parties are all regular occurrences, sometimes six plus ones pop up under the right circumstances.
Luxury experiences are luxury prices; basic experiences are basic. If you have a multi-part, multi-lady, or hyper-specific fantasy, budget for luxury.
I always recommend planning and saving up if you find yourself worried about budget. You will value your experience more when you yourself are actually invested.
Get to know the ladies.
Look at the ranch’s website and read the profiles to see who is a good fit for your desires.
If you feel strongly called to one, reach out and say hi via email, and book an appointment.
If you aren’t sure, make a list of ladies you’d like to meet, request one top choice at a time upon arrival and go from there.
Bring specialty items you may need.
Especially if you have something specific in mind, and especially if it’s your first time meeting a lady, i.e.:
A certain outfit you want her to wear
A specific implement you want her to use on you
Personal or single-use sex toys—i.e. anything she can’t easily sterilize or put a condom on:
cock rings, butt plugs, dildos that are exactly your favorite size, the one toy that helps you climax, adult-sized hopper ball, pies and cakes and dropcloths for a sploshing session, milking table, specific outfits etc.
Book your flight.
Pick a hotel
Or stay at the Hotel at Sheri’s Ranch!
Rent a car.
Definitely rent a car if you want the most bang for your buck.
All car services (Lyft, Uber, private cars) severely limit our ability to be flexible in the packages we can offer.
If the cost of a car rental is daunting, definitely keep saving.
If you make an appointment:
Confirm with your lady of choice and introduce yourself.
Get her a gift from her wishlist or email with her to see what she might like if you want to be really sweet and make an awesome impression.
4.
Prepare your mind and body and bank accounts.
In the months, weeks and days leading up: take good care of yourself. A journey like this is an excellent time to instill or renew great habits.
Only tell supportive, sex-positive friends about your upcoming adventure.
Eat well. Avoid sugar, alcohol, and anything else that triggers your system. Focus on whole foods and getting the nutrients you need.
Move your body.
Have you had a physical lately?
Gotten blood work?
Had an STI panel? Check your baselines.
Possible party-blockers: abnormal discharge, open cuts or sores (including from ingrown hairs, depending on where it is), warts, yeast, jock itch, unidentifiable rashes etc might require a no-sex gloves-on party.
Party on as usual: pearly penile papules, age spots (angiokeratomas), d*cks and c*nts of all shapes and sizes.
Get curious about yourself.
Journal, meditate, go to therapy, try a new creative practice or take a class:
Can be erotic or non-erotic—no matter what, follow your heart, follow your part and let your inner wisdom reign.
What do you notice about your internal voice(s)?
Lower your stress.
What do you need? Treat yourself.
How can you practice receiving?
Hone your grooming habits.
If you have a foreskin: make sure to pull it back and gently wash with soap and rinse with water regularly.
If you want to shave or groom pubic hair (not required): use razors like this to avoid nicks, and practice practice practice before the big day. Otherwise just come as you are!
If you keep a beard, oil and brush it!
If you shave, make sure you either do it right before coming, or let your shadow grow out long enough so you aren't accidentally exfoliating your partner to the uncomfortable level of chafing.
And please, please please: scrub every nook and cranny of your lower parts or any skin folds with soap and a washcloth, thoroughly—especially between your butt cheeks. You will have an opportunity to shower right before our party, so especially soap and washcloth between those cracks right before we begin.
Get your sleep on lock.
I love this Huberman Lab toolkit.
Apply all of the long-term preparation above to the days leading up to your visit—food, sleep and stress levels as you travel are so important. AND:
Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
Be sure you can access your money.
Consider whether or not you need to visit the ranch during the business hours of your local bank in case any pesky fraud alerts try and stand in your way.
Note: Sheri’s Ranch is notorious for having terrible cell coverage on certain carriers—especially Verizon. T-mobile is usually okay. Everything else is a wildcard ;)
5.
Carry out your plan and visit the ranch!!!
Let the turn-on start even before you leave for Vegas.
What if you edge yourself for a week leading up to your trip?
What if you spend a few minutes each day imagining everything you want?
Are you willing to be wildly surprised in deeply satisfying ways?
Drive (yourself!) through the beautiful desert and/or mountains.
Use this time to drop into your body, your desire, your excitement.
Hydrate!!!
Upon arrival have your ID or passport (if non-US) ready.
Bar (walk-ins): left door entrance; the bartender, security or hostess will check your ID.
Parlor (appointments): right door entrance; the hostess or customer service rep will check your ID.
Meet Your Lady.
If you have an appointment: tell the person checking your ID; they will direct you accordingly.
If you don’t have an appointment but you know who you’d like to talk to, let the hostess know you have a request. My recommendation: request your top choice first and chat with her. If you don’t vibe, then request your next choice.
Multi-lady requests are also an option, but require an investment of all ladies’ time. If you do this, please limit your request to no more than 3 ladies, and be prepared to tip all courtesans whose time you receive, whether or not you party with them.
Be prepared to wait a few minutes unless you’ve called ahead to make an appointment.
If you want to try the “speed dating” option where ladies randomly approach you, you may ask for a bar call.
Avoid this if you are very nervous and stick to requests, or wait until your nervous system settles down.
It is rude to request a bar call if you have no intent of partying.
It’s polite to tip every lady you talk to!
It’s polite to keep conversations short if you know you don’t want to party with a courtesan.
It’s polite to be a good conversationalist and add value with your interactions—no matter what!
My preferred alternatives to a bar call:
If you see an available courtesan in the bar you are interested in, approach her and politely introduce yourself.
Ask for a bar line—a cross between a bar call and a lineup where ladies approach you in the bar to say hello in a minute or less each.
If you want to try the famous real-life tinder experience, request a lineup:
You sit on the couch in the parlor.
All currently available ladies will line up and introduce themselves.
You pick one and go off with her to discuss specifics.
If you want multiple ladies:
I recommend starting with your top choice lady and plan on adding in friends once you and she have discussed specifics together.
Chat and Connect.
Humans need to sound, smell and feel right to each other.
Negotiate!
Human check-in: how are you feeling now? Let the lady of your choice know.
Desire discovery: how are you interested in connecting today, right now? Get specific.
Celebrate finding mutual overlap!!!
Visual Health Inspection
Drop your undies so we can use an alcohol wipe to look for any owies, cuts, nicks, or anything we need to know to play safely.
Then pants up and head towards FUN.
Make it official: the booking process.
Head back to the office.
Cash or credit or a mix?
NOTE: Credit cards require two signatures and two thumbprints; all paperwork is shredded later.
Playtime!!!!!
Allow yourself to SAVOR the experience.
Corporate requires us to shower you if we are getting personal!
Head to the specialty room of your choice or back to the lady’s room.
PARTY!
Options aftercare and come-down:
Cuddles
Shower again
Tips of all sizes are DEEPLY appreciated!
Leave your lady a review on Sheri’s and Google
Farewell-for-Now!
Exit Interview: we leave you on the couch in the parlor, and the hostess or customer service rep will come out to check in with you.
6.
Reintegration
Write your courtesan an email.
Journal and/or debrief with a willing, supportive sex-positive friend.
Maintain the high baselines you developed in your preparation.
How can you extend your experience of pleasure to your everyday life?
What else would you like to experience?
7.
Plan your next trip—and bring a friend :)
Maybe that supportive sex-positive friend wants to join? And their spouse…?
8.
How my favorite clients have prepared for me:
Clear, respectful communication and a desire to connect.
Setting an appointment.
Edging.
Making an effort to get to know me through providing value—in words, photos, compliments, and wish list gifts.
Healthy boundaries and being on the same page about the scope of our joyful co-creation.
Developing trust to invite mutual adoration, delight and vulnerability.
Showing up with kindness and a good attitude.
